SAYING THINGS during sex: it’s a minefield.

We’ve combed through the internet’s comments section, mostly on Reddit, to bring you the worst possible examples. Gratitude to the honesty of people on this thread, this thread and this thread.

1.

Robert Alvarez Robert Alvarez

source: tedkord4 on Reddit

2.

me and the sysop me and the sysop

source: Plexit on Reddit

3.

Chris Marchant Chris Marchant

source: ShitsHappen on Reddit

4.

giant mice kill rabbits giant mice kill rabbits

source: Anonymous via Time Out

5.

vince42 vince42

source: gun_toting_catharsis on Reddit

6.

Will Keightley Will Keightley

source: imusingtechnology on Reddit

7.

gary j wood gary j wood

source: tyranosaurus_derp on Reddit

8.

Bec Plumbe Bec Plumbe

source: bowhunter6274 on Reddit

9.

José Manuel Ríos Valiente José Manuel Ríos Valiente

source: Beanjamin on Reddit

10.

allnightavenue allnightavenue

source: stayoffmygrass on Reddit

11.

tara hunt tara hunt

source: apierson0 on Reddit

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Feel free to share your own howlers – sorry – in the comments. Go on. It’ll make you feel better.

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