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You know you're getting old when...
You need to move the menu/newspaper in and out in order to see it better
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And those “reading glasses” in the pharmacy start to seem like a viable option
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You still say “all one word” when you’re telling someone your email address
You find yourself thinking “that’s not music, that’s noise”
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You also find yourself thinking “is that a boy or a girl”
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You get annoyed by things the local kids get up to – kicking a football against a wall, shouting rambunctiously etc
You tell people to “BE CAREFUL” when waiting to cross a road, because you’re convinced they’re going to die
You constantly grab onto the Oh Jesus Handles when you’re the passenger in a car, fearful of every turn
You will definitely wash that Tupperware container out instead of throwing it away, even though it’s full of mould
You’re no longer too embarrassed to complain in a restaurant/shop
You increasingly sacrifice style for comfort
You get a bit panicked when people start jumping or pushing a bit at a gig
You tut at queue skippers, and let them know you’re not happy with them
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