BABIES AREN’T THE only ones who deserve a good nap.
1. You don’t quite understand how people get through the day without a nap
What other people DO at six o’clock?
2. You have mastered the disco nap
They’re essential to maximise that party potential.
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3. And understand that all naps are different
There’s the bored nap, the necessary nap, the going out nap, and the ‘I was cold so got under the covers and now I’m asleep’ nap, among many others.
4. You can sleep almost any place
Noise? I’m asleep. Sitting upright on a stool? Yeah, I can still sleep here.
5. You know that a nap can be too long
You just missed ALL your plans.
6. The worst taste you’ll ever have in your mouth is the one you get after conking out for an hour
What IS that?
7. Napping without an alarm is one of life’s biggest pleasures
But sometimes it’s just needed.
8. You prefer to nap alone
But if someone wants to join you, they’d better shut up.
9. Waking up from a nap confused is one of life’s most scariest times
What is the meaning of life?
10. Not having time to nap ruins everything
You go so far as to schedule events later in the day so you won’t show up like a nightmare.
11. Waking up from a nap with a text message from two hours ago needs a bit of explaining
Were you napping?
Noooo.
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