1. The balloon will meet the same fate as the shoes from Ernest Hemingway’s extremely short story.

For sale, baby blimp, never flown

— Michelle 🐚 (@fIamingmoe) September 11, 2018

2. And people are almost happier at the news that there will be no balloon.

Thank fuck that fuckin balloon would have been the death of me https://t.co/zPcOdEb7iE

— numbertheory (@numbertheory666) September 11, 2018

3.

Some good news: that balloon can stay fucked off.

— Ghostface Killashandra (@johnorthside) September 11, 2018

4.

Can we still puncture the Trump Balloon Babby

— Ciaraíoch 🎨 (@Ciaraioch) September 11, 2018

5. Retailers who were eagerly preparing to sell Trump merch are about to do a spit-take.

Ah, perfect. That's the last of my 50,000 Garth Brooks cowboy hats modified into MAGA cowboy hats. Now to take a big sip of water and read the news...

— Conor Smith (@conorsmith) September 11, 2018

6. It’s a tough day to be a satirical cartoonist in Ireland. 

If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of a thousand mediocre satirical cartoons being bitterly thrown into bins. https://t.co/w4y1jnRwbj

— Ciaraíoch 🎨 (@Ciaraioch) September 11, 2018

7. And a contrarian.

Spare a thought for all the contrarian columnists who are losing two months' worth of material/radio appearances now that Trump has canceled his visit to Ireland.

— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) September 11, 2018

8. And the owner of a trebuchet.

Trump has cancelled his visit to Ireland. In unrelated news, would anyone like to buy a home-made trebuchet that can fling rotten vegetables four hundred metres?

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 11, 2018

9. Someone should check in on the woman who runs the Irish Trump fan site.

Can someone check if Sarah Louise Mulligan is okay? https://t.co/3zqq6LqCs8

— Darragh Doyle (@darraghdoyle) September 11, 2018

10. Anyway, no need to clear that protest off of your schedule just yet.

YES

— Rubber Bandits (@Rubberbandits) September 11, 2018

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