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11 essential childhood rules you’ve probably forgotten

And one that stays with you forever.

WHEN YOU’RE LITTLE, you see the world a particular way.

In the grown-up world of work, study, unemployment or whatever else, it’s easy to forget the rules that governed your life when you were a smallie.

So here are 11 essential things about being a kid, cherrypicked from the #WhenIWasLittle trend on Twitter.

And number 12, which will be true until the day we leave this Earth.

11 essential childhood rules you’ve probably forgotten
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  • You had to jump from one couch to the other without touching the floor, because it was hot lava

  • When you fell asleep on the sofa, you magically woke up in bed

  • "I'm gonna tell on you" was the scariest sentence ever.

  • The only insult that existed was 'I know you are but what am I'

  • Sleeping with ALL of the stuffed animals so you wouldn't hurt any of their feelings and no one would feel left out.

  • The raindrops on the car window are racing. Which will win?

  • Parties meant getting goodie bags after the party.

  • When walking along the pavement, avoid stepping on any cracks.

  • Putting glue on your hand, letting it dry and peeling it off was the best fun ever

  • It was essential to keep the balloon from hitting the floor for as long as possible

  • Use your blanket for protection from monsters at night

  • 'Cleaning' meant hiding everything under the bed.

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Michael Freeman
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