TINA TURNER IS getting married to her music producer partner Erwin Bach, according to reports.

We’d just like to remind her future husband that Tina will stand for no nonsense. Here, for example, are 11 previous times when she had to get fierce.

The time Mick Jagger borrowed her hairspray and didn’t return it

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The time she caught some kids sneaking into the stadium through the fire doors

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The time her goddamn knee was acting up, and it just didn’t feel right no matter what she did with it

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The time she was SURE her backing dancer was touching her ass, but it was just her tassels

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The time someone in the front row wore a Mariah Carey t-shirt

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The time she ate a giant, extra-hot lamb jalfrezi before the show, and was really just angry with herself, because she knows better

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GODDAMN THAT GODDAMN KNEE AGAIN

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The time she’d TOLD Bruce Willis not to wear his stupid Beavis and Butthead t-shirt, and he just went right ahead and did it

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The time when a wardrobe assistant gave her transparent pants

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The time she was standing in six inches of tepid slurry

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And of course the time when the Queen tried to out-fierce her on the handshake line.

All images: Press Association

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