1. Tests the tongs
You just can’t help yourself.
2. Opens and closing the back of the remote
There’s a reason why those little plastic prongs break so easily, leaving the batteries permanently exposed.
It’s the constant fiddling.
3. Paces around the house while on the phone
How did you end up in the attic?
4. Opens their mouth when putting on mascara
Ladies (and gentleman fans of MANscara), just try it.
If you can do it with your mouth closed you are a witch.
5. Causes a splash in the shower
When you’re bored in the shower you make a little well with you arm and let the water gather for as second before making a big splash.
Don’t you?
6. Thinks of the nineties as being ten years ago
1990 was 24 years ago. Twenty. Four.
7. Walks like this when trying on new shoes
Don’t worry, everyone else in the shop is doing it too.
8. Sees these things
But if you try to look directly at them, they scoot away.
9. Keeps the knife
Just in case.
10. And we’ll just leave this one here
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