KIDS. THEY SAY the darndest things.
The Tumblr Bad Kids Jokes is exactly what it says on the tin – a blog full of absolutely terrible jokes, written by children. The owner of the Tumblr is the moderator for a kids’ jokes website, and they say:
A lot of joke submissions can’t be published because they don’t make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they’re a bit too rude for kids…so I publish them here instead.
Thank god for that, because the site perfectly showcase kids’ marvellously off-the-wall sense of humour. We’ve trawled through the archives and selected some of the best submissions.
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