1. “Which way do you spell it”
“THE RIGHT WAY! MY WAY!”*
(*This response is appropriate for either ‘Emers’ or ‘Eimears’)
2. And then just ignore you anyway
3. Even though there are loads and loads of us
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4. But nobody to fly the flag.
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We need our ‘Saoirse’ moment.
5. Going abroad can be tricky
6. The sound seems to trip people up
Them: “EE-mur? Your name is… EE-mur”
Me: “Please sir, try to hide your disbelief”
7. Because Emers couldn’t be more Irish
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8. You develop ways of explaining yourself
It’s like ‘emergency’, but without the ‘gency’.
Rhymes with ‘steamer’
9. God bless the lemurs, tbh
Giving us a rhyming scheme we can believe in.
