MARRIED LIFE IS a good life. Most of the time.
We present, 19 tweets you’ll be like “yeaaaah, that’s us”, without comment:
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Daniel Carrillo / TwitterMarriage is just texting each other "Do we need anything from the grocery store?" a bunch of times until one of you dies.
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) July 15, 2015
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Michelle Ames / TwitterMaking sure you're the first to ask "what do you want for dinner" so you don't have to be the one to decide. #marriedpeopleproblems
— Michelle Frechette (@michelleames) January 9, 2016
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Housy Wife / TwitterSorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.
— Housy Wife (@wife_housy) July 17, 2015
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Judge You Harshly™ / TwitterYou maintain a silent competition to see who the dog loves more. #MarriedPeopleIssues
— JudgeYouHarshly 💙 🇺🇦 (@JudgeYouHarshly) July 30, 2015
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⚡️QUΞΞN ΔLΔNΔ⚡️ / TwitterMarriage is basically agreeing to not sleep in a comfortable position again for the rest of your life.
— QUΞΞN ΔLΔNΔ 👑 알라나 여왕 (@AlanaRockz) November 16, 2015
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Josh / TwitterMe: Do you want anything from the store?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 21, 2016
wife: No thanks
[cut to me reading ice cream flavors to her over the phone for 20 minutes]
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Rodney Lacroix / TwitterMe: I spent HALF as much as YOU usually do on groceries.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 9, 2016
Wife: Congratulations.
[2 hours later]
Me: We have nothing to eat in this house.
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Six Pack Mom / Twitter*watching husband sleep*
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
*husband snores*
Me: "I can't live like this."
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Jeff Lyons / Twitterkeeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts pic.twitter.com/XB3dktiSnA
— Jeff 🇵🇸 (@usedwigs) January 16, 2016
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keith / TwitterMe: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now.
— keith (@tchrquotes) November 4, 2014
Wife: But I only...
Me: EXACTLY the amount
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Andy H. / Twitter*rolls over & taps wife's shoulder to wake her*
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) January 4, 2015
So it was "An American Tail" & not 'Tale' because Fievel was a mouse, right?