PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT (because James says it better than we ever could):
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterSex on your own is actually just called wanking. RT @bilge1979: I'd like you to know I'm going to be having sex to your new album later.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 24, 2017
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterAnd no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 24, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterThen you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 30, 2014
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterDamn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 16, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterNO NEED. I HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING SOON. @katy_nicolson: Can we all take a moment and remember just how terrible James Blunt was
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 18, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterI swear on my life, I don't. RT @Espinalx3: No worries at least James Blunt thinks you are beautiful.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 11, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterThen sit on something else. RT @PhoebeChristaki: James Blunt's face fully aggravates me
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 21, 2016
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterDepends where I put it. RT @paulinaboncan: Little bit of james blunt never hurt anybody
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 3, 2016
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterThat generation tend not to use Twitter. RT @JonasKryptonite: @JamesBlunt why don't you tweet people that actually like you very very much?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 23, 2016
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterEven less than that! The song was only 3 minutes and 30 seconds long. RT @_dearjocelyn: James Blunt had his 15 min of fame and disappeared
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 15, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterPrince Harry. By text. BOOM! RT @dinolauz: Who the fuck invited James Blunt to the Invictus Games?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 10, 2016
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterSorry, but my last name is not spelt 'mcfly' RT @jamesmcflyfan: James, I am your biggest fan. Please follow me. Please.it would make my day
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 13, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterI'm sorry, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue. RT @Alif_novaldi: Fuck you james blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterMy mum's in the audience. RT @AtaraMcBooth: Who the fuck is cheering for fucking James Blunt.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 11, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterYes. He could start tweeting you. RT @MigsterMMA: Jesus christ, James Blunt's got a new album out. Is there anything else that can go wrong?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 20, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterJesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 29, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterYour god can't hear you. He's listening to track 3. RT @HollieShand: Oh god...who let James Blunt release another album?!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 10, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterOnly coz I turned her down. RT @anadinskywalker: my grandma just called james blunt a queer
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 15, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterRT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt? pic.twitter.com/ahCI6N9ZRn
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 16, 2014
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterEasy spelling mistake as K and L are right beside each other. RT @lizziea1: I want to kick James Blunt... repeatedly... I dont know why
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 24, 2013
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterThese kind of requests need to go through management, please. RT @edsheeran: @JamesBlunt marry me?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 7, 2014
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterIt's only halfway in. RT @Thomasemaan: Just realized how short James Blunt is !!!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 19, 2014
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterYup, it's called "Greatest Hit". RT @Farrsigh: There's a "best of" James Blunt? Really?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 8, 2015
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterI'm guessing this is not good. RT @supermarton: James Blunt es lo peor que le ha pasado a la humanidad desde Hitler
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 23, 2015
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterJust that and a few super models. RT @_idkmatilda: has James blunt done anything other than that one song in his whole career
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2015
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterYeah, I bought those 20 million albums myself. RT @TroyJosephDavis: no one really likes James Blunt right?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 17, 2015
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterHave a seat. I have that effect on people. RT @Tanya_McDaid: I cannot stand James blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 15, 2016
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterYou should be a journalist for the Daily Mail. RT @sweetfishtaco:@JamesBlunt gave me cancer with his shit music
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 21, 2016
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterU’re just a jealous runner-up in the Rudest Cunt Competition. RT @ooliviae:
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 17, 2015
James Blunt is the rudest cunt on this earth, I fucking hate him
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Source: James Blunt/TwitterCan’t stand your face but thanks for the compliment RT @BWillett87: @JamesBlunt can't stand your music but your comebacks are second to none
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 31, 2015
Never change.
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