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IF YOU DON’T know who Scott Disick is, boy have you been missing out.  One part Patrick Bateman (a fact he embraces, see Halloween costume above), one part charming father, Scott is in the public eye due to being Kourtney Kardashian’s other half and baby daddy.

Website Haute Living has given us a unique insight into a day in the life of the man himself, and it doesn’t disappoint.

Here are our six favourite bits.

11 AM I prepare an outfit with a fine luxurious blend of the best fabrics out there on the market today, a bespoke suit from Savile Row or Tom Ford.

11: 45 AM I choose an important shoe to go with the outfit.

12 PM My biggest choice of the day is the wristwatch. If the day is professional and I know I have important meetings or am closing a business deal, I will wear what feels to be the most successful of my watches: a Patek Philippe. If my day seems more relaxed I will just wear a Rolex. If I know I have an event to go to and I want to be a little flashy I will wear one of my completely flawless diamond Jacob and Co. watches.

12:30 PM Another hard decision comes to hand: picking the right vehicle for the day. If it’s a nice day and the sun is out, I will take my Rolls Royce Drophead Convertible. If I’m in a sportier mood, I will take my 458 Ferrari. But if I’m just looking to lay back and enjoy my day, I will take my Bentley Mulsanne.

8:30 PM I love to get a little Internet time every night to research luxurious items such as cars and watches and private planes and boats.

10 PM Every night I unwind by watching old reruns of “Seinfeld.”

Who doesn’t love Seinfeld?

If you want more Scott Disick (or Lord Disick as he’s taking to calling himself apropos of nothing), you can follow him on Twitter.

In the meantime, we’re just going to leave this photo of him dressed as a priest here…

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