Organic prosecco.
For the health-conscious prosecco drinkers.
‘Tis far from venison you were reared.
For when you’re too good for a bit of burnt shteak.
OSTRICH STEAKS!
Well, I never.
Oh nothing. Just a casual outdoor hot tub.
“Very Scandinavian,” tuts your mother.
Shamelessly hopping on the Nespresso bandwagon here.
Keep your jar of Maxwell House. We only drink fancy coffee pods now.
Gin and tonic crisps.
Because cheese and onion is far too common these days.
Pomegranate Noir candles.
Sure, you could be in Brown Thomas, wha’?
Notions sparkling water here.
Extremely fancy olive oil.
None of that own brand stuff. This is geographically protected olive oil.
And finally… when they sold his hipster fisherman onesie.
Oh Aldi. What are we going to do with you?
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