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Your favourite movie posters vastly improved by one-star Amazon reviews

Because everyone’s a critic these days.

Jan 8th 2014, 5:14 PM 4,923 Views 5 Comments

SOME AMAZON REVIEWERS just don’t get it, do they?

This Tumblr, Amazon Critics, takes snippets from one-star Amazon reviews of generally well-received films and adds them to the posters for a more unhinged take on film criticism.

Here’s a few of the best ones.

“Was expecting more driving” – Drive

onestar drive

“It is not funny at all!” – Schindler’s List

onestar schindlers Source: Amazon Critics

“Who gives a damn if some nutter wants to kill an appalling, hideously ugly woman?” – Skyfall

onestar skyfall Source: Amazon Critics

“…a fiction to fit only those who still have issues with Nazis.” – Inglourious Basterds

onestar basterds Source: Amazon Critics

“Poo” – The Hobbit

onestar hobbit Source: Amazon Critics

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