WEDDINGS ARE PRESSURISED at the best of times; everyone knows this.
But when yours is a royal one, your family are making holy shows of themselves across the pond and you’re mere hours away from tying the knot, you’re entitled to a meltdown.
And that’s exactly what Amy Schumer is assuming Meghan Markle is in the grips of right now.
Speaking on an Australian radio show, the actress told hosts, Fitzy and Wippa, that she feels for Meghan, saying: “This poor girl.”
Amy, who had a very lowkey wedding ceremony back in February, can’t get her head around the idea of such a high-profile event.
In fact, she thinks it’s going to be a nightmare.
This wedding everyone says, ‘It’s your day. It’s your day.’ She’s like, ‘No it’s not.’ She has to meet all these foreign dignitaries she’s never met before, there’s so much pressure. Can you imagine having a worse wedding? That would suck.
Amy went on to compare her own ceremony to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s, even remarking on the lack of bridesmaids and schoolfriends.
Her girls from high school aren’t going to be there. All my friends were high and drunk at my wedding .Everyone is!
And Amy’s final word on the matter?
It’s like a parade, it’s like Westminster Dog Show. It’s all pomp.
Fair enough.
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