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THROW OUT THE handcuffs. Put down the Fifty Shades of Grey books.

It’s all much more simple than that, according to Ann Summers, which claims to have found the route to the ‘perfect orgasm’ every time.

The sexy shop surveyed 1000 women and 600 men to see if there was a ‘guaranteed’ way to orgasm – this is what they found for the gals:

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Most women said that a bit of wine, plenty of foreplay and a few sex toys is the way to go.

As for the menz:

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Lads like a ‘naughty film’, a variety of positions and plenty of lube.

Too much stress kills a woman’s desire, while too much alcohol affects men – but both sexes appear to agree that sex with a long-term partner is the way to go. Aww.

Right then. Who among you wants to go try this out and report back to us?

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