Geri is hissing “you absolute cow” through gritted teeth. We’re certain of it.  Matt Crossick/Matt Crossick/Empics Entertainment

#SPICE UP YOUR WATCH Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham has made an absolute show of her fellow Spice ladies by showing up late for the premiere of Viva Forever, a new musical based on their songs.

Not only did she show up late in her own car, she also didn’t even bother putting on a frock.

Geri wore an actual ballgown, and Posh threw on a pair of slacks!

Speaking of outfits….

HEY ANNE! We can see your Britney! PBG/PBG/Empics Entertainment

#LES PANTLESS Anne Hathaway showed up with no knickers at the Les Miserables premiere in New York last night. Underneath this black dress, there is nothing but a breeze.

You can see the very NSFW picture here. (The Superficial)

Hathaway also showed up wearing these ‘shoes’:

Come off it Anne. Just come off it. PBG/PBG/Empics Entertainment

#PUBLIC VOTE Louis Walsh has said that he thinks Enda Kenny should have to face the public vote – alá X Factor – every few months. (Irish Daily Mirror)

Walsh said that while Enda is a ‘nice man’ he needs to be kept on his toes.

Here’s what it could be like:

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And the rest of the day’s dirt:

• Miley Cyrus‘ dog has died. RIP Lila (TMZ)
• Jay-Z and Simon Cowell are fighting over X Factor winner James Arthur. I’d go with Jay Z if I were you James. You can be bezzies with Beyoncé (Irish Daily Star)
• Paul McCartney is to step in as the lead singer of…. Nirvana. He’ll play with the band in New York tonight (Irish Sun)
• Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, or is she just cold? (Daily Mail)
• Mariah Carey plays her own music when she’s getting down and dirty with hubby Nick Canon. Now that’s love! (TMZ)