TODAY WE LEARNED that Dublin is the 11th most congested city in Europe.
That’s an improvement from sixth place, which is where the capital ranked last time this research was carried out, but it’s still a lot of sitting around in traffic jams, dreaming your life away.
We’ve all been there, sitting in traffic with the nose pickers and the starers.
We’ve identified the 13 most annoying people you will encounter in a traffic jam.
1. The person repeatedly switching lanes to try to get there faster
Who else has sat in their car, watch the lane-switcher’s progress, and pasted on a smug smile when “they didn’t get that far after all, did they”?
2. The person picking their nose
WE CAN SEE YOU!
Unless of course, it’s an honest mistake…
3. The person putting on makeup
There’s always a frantic-ness to the application of makeup in the car, which makes it look almost barbaric.
Stabbing faces with foundation brushes and that mascara face that everyone makes. You know the one.
4. The person blaring their music with the windows open
No, we don’t think you’re cool because you’re listening to a song with dirty words.
Warning, this video is NSFW…
YouTube/AzealiaBanks
5. People blaring their music with the windows closed
We don’t know why, but this is somehow more annoying.
6. Yourself, when you need to do a widdle
Don’t think about waterfalls. Don’t think about waterfalls.
7. The person who breaks all the rules trying to skip the queue
Oh, you think you’re so much more important than everyone else, don’t you?
YouTube/Portreem
8. The crying child
THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO TO MAKE IT GO ANY FASTER!
9. The farter
10. The starer
Although it is enjoyable when they get caught
11. The person who won’t move when the lights finally change
ARGH. UNLEASH THE ROAD RAGE. TAKE THEM ALL DOWN TO CHINA TOWN. RELEASE THE HOUNDS.
Maybe we should all take a leaf out of Michael Douglas’ book…
NSFW language again…
YouTube/MagianG5
Aaaaaand… breathe.
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