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ARE YOU A member of your local tennis club? Do you own multiple gilets? Regularly pig out on lobster? If so, you may have “made it”, according to a list commissioned by UK conservatory windows manufacturer Synseal.

The list contains fifty signs that a couple has made it in life and let’s just say some of the signs are totally insane/unattainable.

A spokesman for Synseal said of the list:

The results show a quirky mix of items and status symbols that suggest the signs of a successful life. It’s an aspirational look at the things many of us would love to have in our own homes and lives and not all of them are simply daydreams.

The list was picked up by several media outlets…

…so naturally there was a backlash on social media, with many taking issue with the bonkers criteria for having “made it” in life.

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It even spawned this rebuttal in the Independent.

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So, what are the signs you have made it in life? Read on and weep.

1. Holiday home
2. Children go to public school
3. Having a cleaner
4. Having a nanny
5. Frequent shopping trips to New York
6. Annual ski trips
7. Owning a pony for the kids
8. First class fliers
9. A driveway longer than 200 yards
10. Wine cellar
11. A summer house
12. At-home gym
13. Car for just weekend use
14. Sit on mower
15. Personal number plate
16. A hot tub
17. Golf membership
18. Enjoy sailing weekends
19. Orchard
20. Home cinema system
21. An orangery
22. Shops at Waitrose
23. Electric garage doors
24. A wet room
25. Designer luggage
26. Attending horse racing/Ascot every year
27. A glazed conservatory
28. Aga
29. A TV larger than 55 inches
30. Eat lobster
31. His and her sinks
32. Log burner
33. A TV in every room
34. Member of a tennis club
35. Fridge with ice dispenser
36. 400 thread count sheets
37. Pedigree dog
38. A wine cooler
39. Takes the dog to doggy day care
40. Takes the dog for treatments
41. A Facebook page littered with foreign holiday pictures
42. A golf handicap of under 15
43. A lazy Susan
44. Owns a picnic hamper
45. Matching bathrobes
46. Own many gilets
47. Own cricket whites
48. First name terms with the local vicar
49. First name terms with the pub landlord
50. Have 2,000 Twitter followers

“Orchard”.

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