SEXTING. MOST PEOPLE would admit to doing it, but how do you ensure that your messages remain undeciphered by prying eyes?
The Irish Independent got some laughs today with its irony-free ‘guide to teen sexting’, which featured such widely-used acronyms as ‘CU46′ (See you for sex) and ‘NIFOC’ (naked in front of computer).
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With these in mind, DailyEdge.ie has crafted an essential guide to Irish sexting. Use these at your peril.
1.
Means: “Will you shift me mate?”
More of a prelude to sexting than a sext, to be honest, but a valuable bit of knowledge nonetheless.
2.
Means: “Shift?”
Simple, straight to the point, effective.
3.
Means: “Got the ride.”
A sneaky way of letting a mate know you scored. No snoops will be any the wiser!
4.
Means: “You’re getting lucky later. *winky face*”
Oooh! Cheeky.
5.
Means: “A bit of how’s your father.”
No one can resist this romantic turn of phrase.
6.
Means: “Ride me sideways.”
Duuuuuurt.
7.
Means: “Did you get your hole?”
There’s no polite way of asking that question, but this is definitely the most modern one.
8.
Means: “Nice arse.”
The ever-suggestive peach emoji is perfect for complimenting your sext-ee’s behind.
9.
Means: “I’m drunk and I definitely should NOT be texting you.”
Somebody needs to get the phone out of your hands right this minute.
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