WOMEN. DID YOU know you’re terrifying lads everywhere you go?
We asked some men to divulge the ways in which women scared them – here is what we found.
“It’s fine.”
Did it suddenly get…cold in here? No?
Put these near their eyes
It can’t be good for you.
Talk about their periods
It’s not that talking about them is bad per se, it’s just the whole concept of periods is quite terrifying to begin with.
Over-analyse tiny details
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There’s no difference between sending one kiss at the end of the text and sending two. There isn’t. Cross our hearts and hope to die.
Wear shoes like these
They look like torture devices for feet. How do you do it? How?
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
But you do want to talk about it. We know you do.
Carry around massive handbags
And being able to pull out anything that you could ever possibly need at any time. How do you not dislocate your shoulder with the weight of it?
Travel in packs
What are you talking about over there? What was that cackle for? Are you laughing at our shoes? *sweats*
“Remember my friend Sarah? Well her boyfriend Mark…”
The way you are able to catalogue names, problems and whole conversations is absolutely mystifying. Mystifying!
Any sort of crying
Sad crying, happy crying, frustrated crying, PMS crying. How do we make it stop?
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