TODAY IS WORLD Meat Free Day, which raises awareness of the benefits of a (slightly) meatless diet.
For vegetarians, Meat Free Day is every day. And these awkward moments are for life, not just for June 15.
1. Ordering pizza at a party
“Can I just – can I – excuse me – is there any chance we could get a pizza that isn’t called ‘Meat Feast’? Thanks.”
2. When people eat all the vegetarian option before you can get to it
Where are you going with the last of the cheese pizza? And why are all the non-vegetarians fully gorging on the veggie tapas? HELP ME.
3. “Can I eat this burger in front of you?”
As long as you’re not rubbing it all over your face, yes.
4. “I suppose you think you’re so much better than me for not eating meat.”
See above.
5. When people wave meat at you to ‘tempt’ you
Oooh! Ya almost got us.
6. When someone casually offers you a sweet
But is there gelatine? *scans ingredients*
7. When you spot bacon/chicken in your ‘vegetarian’ salad
Give it back, pick it out, or just go hungry from the effort of it all?
8. Dealing with people’s reactions to tofu and Quorn
Do not pity us. We’re doing fine.
9. Being asked how you get your protein
Aren’t you the concerned citizen?
*takes deep breath* Lentils, chickpeas, tofu, nuts, and beans, to name but a few. Happy?
10. And being invited to a dinner party
Say you’re a vegetarian and make the host cook something especially for you, or keep quiet and just eat all the veg?
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