1. “There there, human.”
2. I just want to be close to you, human.
3.
4. When you walk your human and you have to stop every few seconds…
5. Ugh, my human is so embarrassing.
6. Just posing for a selfie with my new human.
7. “Ugh, look at this dog and his human. Such saps.” – this cat
8. Just bringing my human out so he can stretch his legs.
9. Yay! Car selfie with my human!
10. You’re not moving out of my sight, human.
11. Not this time, human. I haven’t forgotten about last time.
12. Get out of my bed, human.
13. Human, put my wine down!!!!
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