1. They’re really impressed with the amenities
2. And the landscape
3. And how fast it is to zip around the country
4. Not to mention the marriage equality
Aren’t we very mod-ren now.
5. And of course, the men
6. They’re prepared for anything this wild isle might throw at them
7. But they’re not happy with the lack of Conor McGregor Walking Tours
8. Or the rain
It’s true! This is a real affliction.
9. And our chippers
10. They really don’t like our chippers
No seating and no napkin dispensers. Oh, my child.
11. They’re kind of disappointed that we don’t really smoke pipes any more
Will vapes do? We have plenty of those.
12. And not quite sure about the Irish language
Oh. We can see how that might happen. But still: Oh.
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