THE UNOFFICIAL FOOD of Ireland, and the only thing keeping college students and hungover people going. Chicken fillet rolls, we bow to you.
1. Where is the inventor of the chicken fillet roll? For we would like to kiss them on the face
2. They’re responsible for some of Ireland’s biggest heroes
3. And the ultimate comfort food
4. They’ve been by our sides for all the most important life events
Chicken fillet rolls don’t feature enough at weddings, TBQH.
5. Though we do have to judge the people who go for plain chicken
6. A bad roll can ruin your day
7. We can tell when it has not been made with love
8. And any roll over €3 automatically tastes terrible
€4.96 for a little chicken filly roll? It’s almost a betrayal.
9. But still, there are very few things we wouldn’t do to have one
10. There are queues specially made for it
Over here for the rolls, lads.
11. And college presentations devoted to it
12. And we can’t imagine life on this small island without it
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