IT’S DECEMBER 31ST.
We’re all tired. We’ve eaten too much. We’ve drank too much. We’ve watched far too much darts. We’ve had silly rows with family members. We’ve endured horrific hangovers. And now we just need some alone time.
Yesterday, Redditor Littlestan stopped by his friend’s house to discover this sign on the front door.
It reads:
Dear friends and family, Tiffany and I are done peopleing for the calendar year of 2016. We are shortly going to be accepting applications for people in a few days. The door is locked, the phones are off, if you knock on the door, I will open it, and I will cut you.
Now that’s what the Christmas spirit is really about.
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