HAVE YOU EVER looked at your jeans and thought “These are oppressing my bum. I NEED TO FREE MY BUM!”? If yes, you’ll be interested in this denim development.
Levi’s have come out with a pair of jeans that er, zip away at back to reveal your bum cheeks:
Cool!
There are also zips at the crotch and all the way down the legs, so you can just zip away if your knees get too hot. Handy.
The jeans are part of a collaboration with trendy French brand Vetements, who are responsible for Celine Dion’s amazing Titanic hoodie fashion moment. We have to give them respect for this:
However, Vetements ain’t cheap, and neither is the Levi’s collab – the zip jeans are a cool €1762.
But think about it! You’ll never have to go through the arduous task of pulling down your pants to wee, ever again. Is that not a small price to pay?
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