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Just 32 ludicrous celebrity baby names to make you feel better about your own

“Journey River”

Apr 19th 2017, 8:00 AM 9,145 Views 4 Comments

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1. Journey River, son of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

2. Audio Science, son of actress Shannyn Sossamon

3. River Rocket, son of Jamie and Jools Oliver

4. Jermajesty Jackson, son of Jermaine Jackson

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5. Bear Blaze, son of Kate Winslet

6. Elsie Otter, daughter of Zooey Deschanel

7. Moroccan and Monroe Cannon, son and daughter of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

8. Sonnet, True, Ocean and Autumn, children of Forest Whitaker

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9. Reign Aston, son of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

10. North and Saint, children of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

11. Dream, daughter of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna

12. Royal Reign, daughter of Lil’ Kim

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13. Cricket and Birdie, children of Busy Phillips

14. Saylor James, daughter of Kristin Cavallari

15. Lea de Seine, daughter of Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk

16. Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence, daughter of Uma Thurman

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17. Bronx Mowgli and Jagger Snow, children of Ashlee Simpson

18. Destry, daughter of Steven Spielberg

19. Moxie Crimefighter, daughter of Penn Jillette

20. George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, and George VI, sons of George Foreman *thinking face emoji*

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21. Pilot Inspektor, son of Jason Lee

22. Zen, son of Zoe Saldana

23. Bluebell Madonna and Montague George Hector, children of Geri Halliwell

24. Onyx Solace, daughter of Alanis Morrissette

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25. Jameson Moon, son of Pink

26. Devereaux Octavian Basil, son of Mick Jagger

27. Ode Mountain DeLorenzo, son of Jena Malone

28. Harlow Winter and Sparrow James Midnight, children of Nicole Richie

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29. Rainbow Aurora, daughter of Holly Madison

30. Lincoln and Delta, children of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd

31. Everleigh Rae, Rekker Radley and Armie Heartly, children of Cam Gigandet

32. Boomer, son of Michael Phelps

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Just 32 ludicrous celebrity baby names to make you feel better about your own

“Journey River”