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Sure, he may not have signed for the Premiershop football club of his dreams, but he’d done the next best thing – signed for Asda and acting as if he’s signed for the Premiership club of his dreams.
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Sunday 24 November, 2024
Sunday 24 November, 2024
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Teenager's smartarse supermarket job tweet goes super viral
WE SEE BIG things in Andrew Paterson’s future.
Sure, he may not have signed for the Premiershop football club of his dreams, but he’d done the next best thing – signed for Asda and acting as if he’s signed for the Premiership club of his dreams.
Paterson’s cheeky tweet is up to 18,300 retweets and counting.
Give him a raise Asda!
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