FRANCIS AND JOHN Brennan were flat flat to mat this week making over B&Bs on At Your Service, as they do, you know yourself.
This week, he was coming to aid of Roy and Eleanor Bowler, who invested half a million euro into expanding their mobile home business by opening a café and a pet farm …
… Despite having no experience in hospitality. Or in pet farms.
Extremely sensible move.
Francis had to bring John for a walk on the beach, he was getting so stressed.
Upon hearing that the café build started six months ago and was still nowhere near finished, Francis was forced to consult the fairies.
Divine intervention always works.
“Quick, get a shot of pygmy goat George to diffuse the tension!”
Once calm was restored, Francis brought them back to the beach for a picnic to decide what cakes their non-existent café would eventually sell.
A wholesome image.
Fast forward a few weeks later though, and as tends to happen on At Your Service, nothing is finished, and the café resembles a scene from Fawlty Towers.
Miraculously, Sandy Feet Farm opened on time.
(Bar the car park, but say nothing).
“Quick, put him on a tractor before he can give out about anything else!”
Anyway, their Halloween party went off without a hitch …
… Except, maybe, when Francis was mistaken for Donald Trump by some party-goers.
Honestly, can you blame them? He does slightly resemble a Bond villain here.
With that, Francis legged it home to Kildare.
Or perhaps he took a detour to Washington? Who knows!
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