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This is what happens when two Irish lads write some awful erotic fiction
FORGET FIFTY SHADES, it’s so over.
Chris and Peter of Epic News decided to stretch their own creative muscles by writing some erotic Irish fiction to flog on Amazon.
The result is some deeply grim stuff involving leprechauns, and we do NOT want a film adaptation. Actress Ruth McCabe narrates, and almost manages to make green balls sound sultry. Almost.
Language warning: it’s bad. Like the writing.
If you actually want to buy this for whatever reason (hey, no judgement here), you can do so on Amazon… godspeed.
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craic addicts do not want epic news daily ravaged by the leprechaun sexy irish literature