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The battered sausage is the only thing you should be getting in the takeaway, TBH
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SOMETIMES WHEN FACED with the crippling decision of what to get in the chipper, you can feel overwhelmed by choice.
But to some people, there’s only one choice. And that is the battered sausage. Here’s why.
They don’t look pretty
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They’re lumpy and extremely phallic, it’s true.
But they’re beautiful to us. And that’s what matters
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Just LOOK AT THAT.
They’re the best drunk food of all time
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Come on. It’s a greasy SAUSAGE dipped in BATTER. Nothing comes close.
And often the best part of a night out
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And that is a noble reason to go out, Lora.
Friendships have been ripped apart by the desire for a battered sausage
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Their allure is sometimes too great.
But it’s all worth it in the end
You’d do anything for that golden, knobbly goodness. C’mere you.
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