FOR SOME, THE idea of beans in a full Irish is fine. Welcomed even.
For some, it’s an inconvenience or maybe bordering on an aberration, but nothing they can’t deal with.
And for some, it’s an abomination. Unacceptable. Upsetting.
This is their nightmare:
1.
Oh sure, place the mushrooms in a little dish and allow the beans to roam freely around the plate, terrorising the other items. Sure.
2.
So much bean residue. So much. And is that ketchup? What if the ketchup and beans mix?
3.
Look at this horror. The beans placed on the plate and then other items placed on top of the beans.
Don’t even get us started on what that dubious item on the left is.
4.
Look how close the beans are to the runny egg yolk. Our nerves!
5.
Here, the beans have been placed atop what appears to be a piece of untoasted French stick. Imagine how soggy…
6.
Not only are the beans touching practically everything on the plate, some lunatic has introduced asparagus to the equation. ASPARAGUS? AND BEANS?
7.
Scrambled eggs and beans. So many liquids mixing together. No.
8.
Again with the egg yolks and the beans. Destroyed.
9.
Ruined.
10.
Oh God.
11.
Why would you place the bread there? Is that a pancake? BEANS AND PANCAKE?
12.
Please contain your sick beans!
13.
It’s just too much.
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