1. This atrocious crime against plates in a Dublin café
2. The actual state of this ‘Irish breakfast’
3. The price of this hot water with added teabag
4. The vessel that this expensive cocktail is served in
5. This genuinely worrying price tag
6. This national shame, aka €30 jar of popcorn. POPCORN.
7. This gross and vicious betrayal of trust
Who hurt you Boots? Who?
8. This Daft ad seeking €320 a month, plus bills, for the privilege of sharing a bed in a bedsit in Dublin 8
Not a room. A BED.
9. This declaration of war against Guinness
10. This rage-inducing monument to consumer stupidity
11. This FORTY THREE EURO BILL for breakfast, coffee and water
12. These tea capsules, because teabags just aren’t good enough
€7.99 on Viking’s Irish site for a pack of 16. That’s 50c a cup.
13. This special offer
Where’s Marco Pierre White when you need him eh?
14. This €7 bag of onions. Fucking ONIONS.
I’ll tell you what I’m crying at son. THE PRICE TAG THAT’S WHAT.
15. This perversion of everything that is good and true about crisps
16. This redefinition of the term “wrong ‘un”
Yes, that’s Guinness poured on top of blue WKD. Yes, someone voluntarily drank it.
17. And the things that have been done to this breakfast roll
JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF. Thank you.
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