1. Steele Johnson
Is that a… euphemism?
2. Regina George
Get in loser, we’re going shopping.
3. Brooke Sweat
Maybe the most perfect name for an Olympian ever.
4. Stephan Feck
Father Jack’s favourite diver, no doubt.
5. Jinson Johnson
6. Dong Dong
Silver medalist in men’s trampoline!
7. English Gardner
8. Semen Makovich
*immature laughter*
9. Mariya Shatalova
Just say the last name out loud.
10. Virginia Thrasher
11. Marko Bijač
Pronounced ‘bee-yotch’.
12. Jack Sock
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