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12 things that are better than sex, according to people

A groundbreaking investigation into the science of pleasure. Includes Irish accents!

SEX IS ENJOYABLE. This is a generally accepted fact in 21st-century society.

But is there anything… better?

Some people think so. In the spirit of unbiased journalism, we hereby faithfully relay their impressions. Here are 12 things that are better than sex:

12 things that are better than sex, according to people

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Lasagne
Seat Warmers
Maths
Tea (Sometimes)
Sitting In An Exit Row
Holding An iPhone Without A Case
Irish Accents (Almost)
Having All Your Bills Paid
Pokemon
Peeing For Two Minutes
That Burp
Cutting That Hangnail Off

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