NEED TO BUY a present for someone but running a bit low on the old coin?

Take a leaf out of this enterprising girl’s book.

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According to Spook1997 on Imgur:

Sister got me this for my 18th birthday.

The image has gone quickly viral and the comments have even more swiftly gone to a smutty and predictable place:

I immediately assumed she was referring to a vibrator. What has the internet done to me…

My god. A JCB vibrator, the most intense construction grade orgasm money can buy!

While those older folk among us can probably relate to this:

Now that I’m an adult this looks like an awesome gift to me….

And this is advice we should all heed:

When the zombie apocalypse comes, these batteries will be the best gift ever. Keep them in the messy kitchen drawer with the other batteries, seeds that were never planted, scissors, flashlights, etc until the time comes

Batteries for everyone!

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