BLANCH IS THE best, don’t fight us on this.
1. It has EVERYTHING so you never had to go to town
Cinema? Yep. Penneys? Yep. Big Boots? Yep. TK Maxx? YEEEP. Dunnes AND Debenhams? Yep.
2. You threw countless pennies into the big fountain only to have NO WISHES come true
3. You think the retail parks have notions
Except the one with the KFC in it.
4. You’ve felt like a badass walking across this
5. The New Look is one of the best in the country
You miss the Starbucks in it, though.
6. You remember the old Roches Stores and how it was phenomenal
7. You have a favourite out of the twenty pharmacies
It’s a loyalty you just can’t shake off.
8. This is the best place to get a cake
9. You remember when the Odeon was a crappy UCI
10. You know that car park is by far superior to the multistory or the Dunnes one which is far too busy
11. The inside McDonalds is way nicer than the Drive Thru
Which makes it all the more annoying to get.
12. The ‘new’ end brought an air of fanciness to it all
AND A BT2. Take THAT, Dundrum.
13. These benches are constantly taken up by old couples watching the world go by
14. You’ve checked your outfit on the mirror on this escalator more times than you can count
Or flinched at the state of your hungover self.
15. The decorations are unreal
Like, not in a good way.
16. There is guaranteed to be some shite going on outside Debenhams at the weekend
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