IT’S NATIONAL BURGER Day, which is deeply exciting.

Why not celebrate by not eating one of these creations? Your heart will thank you for it.

1. The Chip Burger

Yes, you read that correctly. Someone, namely the Vuglar Chef, fashioned a burger bun out of french fries.

End this madness.

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2. The Alphabet sandwich

Can anyone actually eat that monstrosity? The verdict is out, but we’d guess NO. Look at this beast. There are 26 ingredients in it (one starting with letters of the alphabet) and it’s just insania.

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3. The fatty melt

A burger, surrounded by two grilled-cheese sandwiches. Who ever OKed this?

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4. Cronut burger

Can you not.

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5. Mac and cheese burger

Mac and cheese, deep fried bun. Healthy.

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6. Lasanga

So much to judge here.

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7. Peanut Butter and Jelly ice cream burger

OK, we’re listening, but it’s unlikely we’ll be swayed.

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8. Deep fried pizza bun burger

OK we’re done here. Please exit the world in an orderly fashion.

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9. The ramen burger

So scaldy, so disgusting.. we’d probably give it a go.

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