LITTLE ZIGGY THE cat is up for adoption on Adverts.ie. Why, you ask?
Because he’s the object of a randy bitch’s affection, apparently.
Louth-based Ziggy has had enough and quite frankly, is terrified of the damage being done to his ‘jiggly bits’. In an ad posted to Adverts.ie, he pleas with someone to adopt him.
Hi guys my name is ziggy. I am male and about 9 weeks old. I was rescued from a ditch when i was only about 3 weeks old. I can’t stay here as the female dog has gotten into the habit of humping my head! It’s a bit of a headache! I know I’m good looking but cmon there’s a limit!
it’s getting to me! she also won’t leave my bits alone! She keeps licking my u know who’s!!
I like to keep the little thing I have left :/
So please any loving person out there willing to rescue me! I will be ur pal forever! I’m friendly, loving. good with other animals so long as they don’t hump me :/ I’m good with kiddies! And I’m potty trained.
I’m not nuetured yet! but saying that I might have nothing left by the time the horny bitch is done with me! :(
I know there’s a lot of cute kitties on adverts but prwetty pweaase come get me! I’m gonna get friction burn on my jingly bits!
Aw. Any takers? He’s fierce cute.
Adverts.ie is a part of Distilled Media. Journal Media Ltd has shareholders – Brian and Eamonn Fallon – in common with Distilled Media Group. We got no money to put this up. Unfortunately.
