DailyEdge praises those who rocked the week in celebland, while keeping a watchful eye on those who should just log off forever.
Losers
Vogue Williams
Vogue is a loser this week because of this massive first world problem. The model and DJ recently admitted that she has yet to get an invite to a palace, despite the fact that her husband Spencer has royal family connections. Spencer’s brother James is married to Kate Middleton’s sister Pippa, of course.
Vogue told Piers Morgan that she hasn’t gotten in on any royal action yet though.
I was waiting for this. No, but you know what, I’m not in on that action, but I do get an invite to St Barts where we are right now so that’s just as good for me.
Can everyone say a prayer for Vogue tonight please?
Megan Barton Hanson
Megan, be cool. The former Love Island star posted a selfie to Instagram with a rant against her fella Wes’ Dancing On Ice dance partner. Vanessa Bauer is a professional figure skater, who dances with Wes and happened to announce her breakup from her boyfriend during the show.
Megan took this to mean that she might see this as an opportunity to stir up some interest in her and Wes as a potential couple.
She’s refusing to say sorry, and Vanessa said she was disrespectful. Ah can’t we all just get along?
Winners
Cardi B
Cardi is my winner this week, just because of her video about the government shut down. If you haven’t watched it already, here it is. Plain and simple.
Cardi for prez 2020.
Ariana Grande
It’s been another good week for Ariana. She released her new song and video, 7 rings, about the time she bought herself and six of her mates a ring from Tiffany’s after her split with Pete Davidson.
You do you, Grande.
Michael Fassbender
Er, this is a weird one. Kerry’s Fassbender has topped the list of the biggest manhoods in Hollywood. Yeah, seriously. Here’s the graph.
Fellow Irishmen Liam Neeson and Colin Farrell also made the top ten. Male actor database Mr Man compiled the data by sifting through over 8,000 full frontal scenes. They then ranked the participants. Michael Fassbender came first due, with Liam Neeson in second.
The internet is a bizarre place.
Ha, my dog tiptoes past my cat too. She likes to keeps him on his toes with the occasional unpredictable swipe. She’s definitely the boss!