DailyEdge praises those who rocked the week in celebland, while keeping a watchful eye on those who should just log off forever.
Losers
Brooklyn Beckham
Lil Brooks showed off his latest tattoo this week. The oldest Beckham offspring now has Made In England tattooed on his foot.
But hold on? Wasn’t he conceived in Brooklyn?
No, that’s just a rumour. But he wasn’t made in England, either. In Victoria Beckham’s 2001 autobiography, she confirmed that she called Brooklyn, Brooklyn, because she was in the New York borough when she found out she was pregnant. As for the babymaking itself? Vicky told a Danish magazine in 2011 that she got pregnant in Denmark, while on tour with the Spice Girls.
Maybe a visit to Tattoo Fixers is in order, eh?
Rosanna Davison
Sorry Rosanna. We love you really. But what’s with all those rumours that you were going on Celebrity Big Brother? What’s with them just, not coming true?
We know the races are important and all, but now we have no reason to watch.
Maybe she’ll go in as a late contender? We wait in hope, but disappointment.
Liam Gallagher
Liam had to abandon his Lolapalooza set earlier this week, due to bad weather conditions. He left the stage after three songs, and the audience didn’t take it too well.
The crowd behind him were left chanting NOEL IS BETTER, his brother and worst enemy.
You win some, you lose some.
Winners
Lindsay Lohan
OK Lindsay Lohan’s brother is the true winner here, but she can be a winner by association. LiLo’s lil BroDakota is now a big model, featuring in Vogue China.
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Look at him there! The spits!
The 21-year-old is signed to IMG models and featured as the baby at the airport in the Parent Trap. What a claim to fame.
Gerald Keane and Lisa Murphy
They’re back together! The power couple have well and truly put August 2017 on the calendar by making it the month they reignited the spark.
Seventh time lucky, eh?
Pippa O’Connor
Pippa O’Connor and how she must smell. Like roses, and Jo Malone. The beauty blogger, entrepreneur, sometimes model, and social media mogul just opened her new POCO Jeans pop-up shop in Cork.
Mahon Point Shopping Centre, of all places. Tis a long way from cold Celtic Tiger photoshoots in St Stephen’s Green she is now.
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