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What does Britney Spears buy when she does the Big Shop?

You can not only find out, but you can own HER ACTUAL SHOPPING LISTS.

Someone is selling her old lists on eBay, and they seem to be legit. (Buzzfeed)

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She buys regular old things like cheese and ham and sprite. And then things like baby pizzas and baby lighters (?), and she’s a big fan of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

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Brody Jenner claims that he and Lauran Conrad never indulged in any lámh dropping or gob-lobbing when they were on MTV reality show The Hills.

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WHAT?

IS EVERYTHING A LIE? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER ROMANCE?

Well, to clear things up, they did actually kiss when they were on the show, but it was all just for the cameras. (Yahoo)

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He said:

We’d film a scene of us kissing or being in this lovey-dovey scene, and then right after it would be like, “Cut,” and we’d be like, “Great to see you,” and we’d go our separate ways.

Hold us.

Paul Rudd thinks mayonnaise is…

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Is mayonnaise:

 And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• What’s going on with Ben Affleck‘s wedding ring? (Gawker) 
• One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson could be about to be a daddy, and everyone is losing the head (DailyEdge.ie)
• Amy Schumer did a human pyramid at a Trainwreck premiere, so we have high hopes for her Dublin visit (@AmySchumer)
• Kourtney Kardashian has locked Scott Disick out of the house (Hollywood Life)
• 5 Times Louis Tomlinson Was Adorable With Kids is a thing (People)

More Dredge: 50 Cent poked fun at his bankruptcy in an Instagram selfie… it’s The Dredge

And even more Dredge: Kim Kardashian posed in a pile of muck for a dodgy photo shoot… It’s the Dredge