CHARLOTTE-LETITIA CROSBY turned 28-years-old yesterday.

We know; we’re also stunned that it didn’t make headline news, but you can’t fight city hall, lads.

Don’t worry though; we’ve seen fit to pay tribute.

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Having drunkenly stumbled onto our TV screens back in 2011, Charlotte has provided us with seven years of life lessons, and it seems only right to honour them.

We’re not saying they’re right as such, but they are uniquely Charlotte.

So without further ado, here are seven life lessons brought to you by none other than The Toon’s most famous Charlotte.

1. Charlotte on the do’s and dont’s of scrapping on the street after a skinful.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

2. Charlotte on the complexity of female friendship.

Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

3. Charlotte on what is to be gained from court-appointed anger management classes.

Anger is just one letter short of danger, Char.

 4. Charlotte on what should happen in an ideal world following a black-out of epic proportions.

And all is right with the world.

5. Charlotte on how a young lady should be treated by a potential suitor.

Think outside the box, guys.

6. Charlotte on bodily functions, self-control and her understanding of human biology.

But doing it on TV is not a prerequisite.

7. Charlotte on the benefits of mixing convenient foods with gym schedules.

To the toilet, to the gym; the list is endless.

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