Saturday 9 November, 2024

Dublin park gets a 'chocolate tree'

Yes, it gives out chocolate. Yes, it is guarded by unicorns.

A DUBLIN PARK acquired a chocolate tree guarded by two alpaca unicorns recently.

Let’s face it: if you haven’t dreamed about this happening, you’re probably dead.

However, tragically the new arrival in St Anne’s Park, Raheny was merely part of an ad campaign for Cadburys. Anyway, here’s how people reacted:

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Let’s have a quick poll. If chocolate trees were real, what would happen?

The world would remain much the same, only everyone would have chocolate smeared around their mouths (183)

The world would be a worse place, and everyone would be diabetic (173)

The world would be a better place, and everyone would be happy (146)

The world would be a better place, and everyone would be happy
The world would be a worse place, and everyone would be diabetic
The world would remain much the same, only everyone would have chocolate smeared around their mouths

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Michael Freeman

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