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You’re a hipster, or someone’s dad. Or someone’s Hipster dad. You read forums about craft beer and are guaranteed to comment on how it tastes after the first sip, solicited or not.
You still buy sweets from the pick n mix and you secretly miss the days when drinking alcopops was acceptable. You own at least two Michael Kors bags or pair of Hawaiian board shorts you got in Kos with the lads.
You are twee AF and if you get it with some fancy tonic like FeverTree people can even forget about going on the lash with you because you’re gonna be in bed by 11pm, by choice.
You are definitely in the business of doing business and think you’re way more sophisticated than you actually are. Either that, or you’re looking to get as drunk as possible on as least liquid possible–but you can handle it, you’re a seasoned drinker.
You’re probably in a band and smell a bit like leather. You’ll definitely be the person on the guitar singing Wonderwall later, but hold little pretention. Joy.
Thursday 7 November, 2024
Thursday 7 November, 2024
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Here's what your choice of drink says about you
WHAT YOU ORDER in the pub says a lot about you. Let us explain, in factual terms.
There’s no wine here, but you can go here to find out what your preference means.
1. Vodka and coke
You’re pretty average, but still have a hint of ‘IDGAF’ about you… moreso if you’re pouring the vodka from a naggin under the table.
2. Vodka and diet coke
You’re kinda dull, sorry. Well, until you get six vodka and diet cokes into you.
3. A pint
Wherever the craic is, you will follow. Even if that means having a shite pint of lager in a pub that doesn’t sell your fave on draught.
4. A pint of Guinness
You’re a bog standard type, easy to please, but have very specific tastes when it comes to things that matter to you.
5. A half pint of Guinness
You’re a tourist. You have to be.
6. A bottle of craft beer
You’re a hipster, or someone’s dad. Or someone’s Hipster dad. You read forums about craft beer and are guaranteed to comment on how it tastes after the first sip, solicited or not.
7. A fancy cocktail
You still buy sweets from the pick n mix and you secretly miss the days when drinking alcopops was acceptable. You own at least two Michael Kors bags or pair of Hawaiian board shorts you got in Kos with the lads.
8. Shots
You just want to be liked and you ARE, maybe just not for the reasons you’d think.
9. Gin and tonic
You are twee AF and if you get it with some fancy tonic like FeverTree people can even forget about going on the lash with you because you’re gonna be in bed by 11pm, by choice.
10. Whiskey straight
You are definitely in the business of doing business and think you’re way more sophisticated than you actually are. Either that, or you’re looking to get as drunk as possible on as least liquid possible–but you can handle it, you’re a seasoned drinker.
11. Whiskey and coke
You’re probably in a band and smell a bit like leather. You’ll definitely be the person on the guitar singing Wonderwall later, but hold little pretention. Joy.
12. Bacardi and coke
You’re someone’s mam and you’re going to get the kids to use quiet voices in the mornings.
13. Southy and Lime
You’re absolutely set on hitting the clubs later AND bonus if you get in a fight.
14. Captain Morgan and Orange
You’re a big kid at heart and have no responsibilities in order to handle an absolute monster of a hangover with relatively low impact.
15. Something else
You’re difficult.
16. A WKD
You’re underage, go home.
17. A vodka and WKD
You’re drunk, go home.
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