WHAT YOU ORDER in the pub says a lot about you. Let us explain, in factual terms.

There’s no wine here, but you can go here to find out what your preference means.

1. Vodka and coke

You’re pretty average, but still have a hint of ‘IDGAF’ about you… moreso if you’re pouring the vodka from a naggin under the table.

Source: Gamos

2. Vodka and diet coke

You’re kinda dull, sorry. Well, until you get six vodka and diet cokes into you.

Source: Antonysimpson

3. A pint

Wherever the craic is, you will follow. Even if that means having a shite pint of lager in a pub that doesn’t sell your fave on draught.

Source: r_harman

4. A pint of Guinness

You’re a bog standard type, easy to please, but have very specific tastes when it comes to things that matter to you.

Source: no_alarms_

5. A half pint of Guinness

You’re a tourist. You have to be.

Source: greyloch

6. A bottle of craft beer

You’re a hipster, or someone’s dad. Or someone’s Hipster dad. You read forums about craft beer and are guaranteed to comment on how it tastes after the first sip, solicited or not.

Source: klorrainegraham

7. A fancy cocktail

You still buy sweets from the pick n mix and you secretly miss the days when drinking alcopops was acceptable. You own at least two Michael Kors bags or pair of Hawaiian board shorts you got in Kos with the lads.

Source: rhyschristiansinger

8. Shots

You just want to be liked and you ARE, maybe just not for the reasons you’d think.

Source: vladopium

9. Gin and tonic

You are twee AF and if you get it with some fancy tonic like FeverTree people can even forget about going on the lash with you because you’re gonna be in bed by 11pm, by choice.

Source: wiwa1294

10. Whiskey straight

You are definitely in the business of doing business and think you’re way more sophisticated than you actually are. Either that, or you’re looking to get as drunk as possible on as least liquid possible–but you can handle it, you’re a seasoned drinker.

Source: pm1285

11. Whiskey and coke

You’re probably in a band and smell a bit like leather. You’ll definitely be the person on the guitar singing Wonderwall later, but hold little pretention. Joy.

Source: jackieoh9

12. Bacardi and coke

You’re someone’s mam and you’re going to get the kids to use quiet voices in the mornings.

Source: berhanerkocak

13. Southy and Lime

You’re absolutely set on hitting the clubs later AND bonus if you get in a fight.

Source: kristiehang

14. Captain Morgan and Orange

You’re a big kid at heart and have no responsibilities in order to handle an absolute monster of a hangover with relatively low impact.

Source: Siobhan_Eoghain

15. Something else

You’re difficult.

Source: jlawsonopsatl

16. A WKD

You’re underage, go home.

Source: jord.allen93

17. A vodka and WKD

You’re drunk, go home.

Source: abbiejune92

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