EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#BROWNED OFF: When he’s not beating women, raving at comedians or wearing ill-thought-out Halloween costumes, Chris Brown needs to find new ways to be a douchebag. So he’s taken to ranting at his own fans over their weight.

“Half of y’all bitches are super obese and fat as f***!” he wrote on his Instagram. “Some need to stop running their mouth and get that fat ass on a treadmill.” (HuffPo)

Charming. Should we just remind ourselves of that hat he wore in Dublin?

#BROKELIFE: The lads in Westlife spent all their cash on flashy crap and now they’re regretting it. “We were all very foolish with money,” Nicky Byrne said. “We earned great money and in the latter days it was all gone. None of us are minted.” (Irish Daily Star)

Those high stools don’t come cheap, you know. So we probably have a Westlife reunion tour to look forward to. That’s great, right? Right?

Does that belt buckle look cheap to you? Does it? Huh? (Haydn West/PA Wire)

#SEX DUNGEON: Cage fighter/cross dresser/all-round great guy Alex Reid hasn’t had a great year. He got accused of turning his wife Chantelle Houghton’s house into a “sex dungeon” among many other unsavoury things. So he’s gone on telly to clear his name. Naturally he chose Jeremy Kyle.

Strap yourself in. Sex dungeon! Sex dungeon!

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#TINY MODEL: Little Romeo Beckham has only gone and started a modelling career. With Burberry. Burberry! ‘Tis far from Burberry we were rared.

Anyway, here’s the little lad strutting his stuff. Not for those of a sensitive disposition:

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And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Snoop Dogg does NOT want sprouts with his Christmas dinner. (The Sun)
• Justin Bieber gave his pet hamster to a fan, because he probably has another one that’s gold-plated. (TMZ)
• Zooey Deschanel got divorced. Sad face. (TMZ)
• Lindsay Lohan is so broke she’s offering to perform at weddings and bat mitzvahs, apparently. (Page Six)
• Channing Tatum is going to literally be a sexy daddy. (Celebuzz)

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