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You knew it, didn’t you? You knew it would be this guy. Of course it was. (John Shearer/AP)

#GOODBYE CRUEL INSTAGRAM: After he came under fire for comparing himself to Jesus – people can be so judgemental sometimes, right? – Chris Brown had a big strop and left social media. Again.

Before deleting his Instagram account, he posted one last pic with the heartfelt message:

Social media takes away the essence of why we are even special or icons. So with that, I’m detaching myself from that world.

His Twitter is still there, but hasn’t tweeted since before the Dopey Jesus controversy. We guess Chris is busy being a social-media-free special icon at the mo. Bless. (The Sun)

Go on then. One last look at Dopey Jesus. Look at his beard! (Instagram)

#CHRIHANNA: Also in Chris Brown news: Rihanna has confirmed to the world’s weary ears that yes, she is back with the guy who beat her face to a pulp. “I decided it was more important for me to be happy,” she said.

I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and dark, I’d rather just live my truth and take the backlash.

Oh right. That means we can look forward to many, many more photos like this. (But not from Chris Brown because he’s still sulking.) (Rolling Stone)

[whispers] Chris. CHRIS. Your trousers have fallen down. (Instagram)

#SPEIDI: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt blew a $10million fortune. Why? Because they thought the world was literally going to end, that’s why. Over to you, Spence:

We heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits [...] But the world didn’t end.

How did you spend it, pray?

I would give my friends $15,000 for their birthday. Just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet I met got a couple of hundred pounds tip. I would pay people $200 just to open doors for us.

Right. (San Francisco Chronicle)

God love them. They haven’t got a notion. (LuMar Jr/AFF/EMPICS Entertainment)

#BRIT BRIT: Britney is being so, so coy. TELL US BRITNEY. TELL US YOUR SECRET.

Unless it’s another poignant detail of your personal life, in which case, we’re grand.

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Noel Gallagher proposed to Sinead O’Connor while he was shitfaced. (The Sun)
• Lindsay Lohan has a new tattoo for her court appearance. (Mail Online)
• Also, a new baby brother. (TMZ)
• Bates off Downton Abbey told a fan to “go f*** yourself”. (The Sun)
• Simon Cowell uses a special booster seat to make him look taller on the X Factor. Morto for wee Simon. (Mirror)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Why is Chris Brown comparing himself to Jesus?>