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Thursday 14 November, 2024
Thursday 14 November, 2024
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Here are the stages of getting up on Christmas morning
DON’T WORRY, YOU’RE not the only one awake and reading this.
All across the land kids and adults alike have been up with the birds, excited about the day ahead.
Here are the 14 stages of getting up on Christmas morning…
3.47am: Wake with a start
Is it too early to get up? Has he been yet? It is really Christmas, or did I just dream it was Christmas?
3.51am: Back to sleep
It’s not too early to get up, I’m getting u…ZZZZZZZZZzzzzz
6.35am: IT’S CHRISTMAS!
It’s definitely okay to get up now. It definitely is.
6.36am: Aaaand I’m up
Out of the bed….
6.37: DidHeCome?DidHeCome?DidHeCome?
Down the stairs….
6.38am: The calm before the storm
6.40am: HE CAME! HE CAME! HE CAME!
7.00am: Carnage
7.20am: THE DEN IS ON!
Is there anything better than Christmas morning Den? (Even if Ian, Ray, Zig and Zag aren’t with us anymore)
7.40am: First Curly Wurly
What? It’s acceptable at Christmas.
7.40am: First fistful of Pringles
Totally logical follow up to the Curly Wurly.
8.00am: The Snowman is on!
Oof. RIGHT in the Christmas.
8.34: Second Curly Wurly of the morning, and a few Roses
Purples ones first, of course.
9.00: First mention of mass
And so Christmas morning ends, and Christmas Day begins.
Happy Christmas everyone, from all at DailyEdge.ie!
Read: The 10 stages of Christmas Eve you went through as a child>
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