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You’ve been in the queue for eleven minutes. You couldn’t have used one of those minutes to locate your wallet?
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The person browsing for the same thing as you
Picture the scene:
You need to get to the scarves/curling tongs/Yardley Lily of the Valley boxset.
Someone else is already standing in front of the scarves/curling tongs/Yardley Lily of the Valley boxsets, leisurely having a think about purchasing a scarf/curling tongs/Yardley Lily of the Valley boxset.
You consider setting fire to their coat, just so they’ll get out of your way.
These are all perfectly normal feelings.
Slow walkers
Just out for a stroll are we? THE SATURDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
Your mam
You agreed to go Christmas shopping with her, and now she keeps vanishing every three minutes. Deep breaths.
Friday 15 November, 2024
Friday 15 November, 2024
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7 people going out of their way to ruin your Christmas shopping
YOU’VE DONE IT haven’t you? You’ve left all of your Christmas Shopping to the last minute.
Here are the people determined to thwart it for you…
The person wearing a backpack
Extra a**hole points if said person is in Boots on Grafton Street aka The Seventh Circle of Hell.
This guy
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Anyone who does this
The person fumbling for their wallet
You’ve been in the queue for eleven minutes. You couldn’t have used one of those minutes to locate your wallet?
The person browsing for the same thing as you
Picture the scene:
You need to get to the scarves/curling tongs/Yardley Lily of the Valley boxset.
Someone else is already standing in front of the scarves/curling tongs/Yardley Lily of the Valley boxsets, leisurely having a think about purchasing a scarf/curling tongs/Yardley Lily of the Valley boxset.
You consider setting fire to their coat, just so they’ll get out of your way.
These are all perfectly normal feelings.
Slow walkers
Just out for a stroll are we? THE SATURDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
Your mam
You agreed to go Christmas shopping with her, and now she keeps vanishing every three minutes. Deep breaths.
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